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Quotes about Job Interviews

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In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing that can happen is that you won't get the job and will spend the rest of your life foraging for food in the wilderness and seeking shelter underneath a tree or the awning of a bowling alley that has gone out of business.
Lemony Snicket

Before job interviews, I think: What color tie best represents me as a person this company would be interested in?
Jarod Kintz

So many people out there have no idea what they want to do for a living, but they think that by going on job interviews they'll magically figure it out. If you're not sure, that message comes out loud and clear in the interview.
Todd Bermont

I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I was talking was not annoyed during the early part of the interview by my asking stupid questions.
Harry Stack Sullivan

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.
Julia Sweeney

Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview.
Lemony Snicket

Never wear a backyard baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
Dan Zevin

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.
Katharine Hepburn

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Jack Handy

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