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Funny Quotes About Work

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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.
Anonymous

Getting paid to sleep... that's my dream job.
Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly, I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it.
Theodore Roosevelt

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
Stanley J. Randall

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
Claude McDonald

If A equals success, then the formula is A= X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
John Gotti

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Kin Hubbard

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David Letterman

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