Getting paid to sleep... that's my dream job.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, Certainly, I can! Then get busy and find out how to do it.
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
Stanley J. Randall
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.
If A equals success, then the formula is A= X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.